BBC reports say that
Nelson ‘PR DIda-ster’ Dida has been banned for two matches for feigning serious injury, with UEFA charging him with a lack of sportsmanship after a pitch-invading fan made the lightest of contact with the burly Brazilian.
The idiot fan, who was quickly identified and banned by Celtic for life, ran onto the pitch and made contact with Dida, who proceeded to briefly give chase before collapsing to the ground. Celtic FC was found guilty of a lack of organisation and improper conduct of supporters at the Celtic Park match, and fined 25 thysand of her majesty’s greenest folding.
Despite the early illusion of nobility and acceptance of their keeper’s wrongdoing, Milan officials say they’re going to appeal the two match ban decision. Like Dida, they’re eminently not capable of taking it on, or below, the chin, either.