Latest stats on the ‘Free Paris Hilton’ petition show an impressive 25,000 pro-Paris sign-ups. However, the ‘Jail Paris Hilton’ version now stands at 60,000. From a post-pokey PR perspective, maybe she should have eschewed the douce comforts of her 12x8ft LA Regional Detention Centre cell for the offered delights of Sherrif Joe Arpaio’s Tent City Jail in Arizona? Said to be one of the toughest joints this side of the Pecos, the Hitlon heir-head would’ve been introduced to an entirely different kind of slammer than the ones she usually partakes in. Now that’d be an episode of the Hilton PR story worth tuning into!